Provider status pages & polling guides

All 9 monitored providers with their snapshot status, plus the 2 we can't probe. Each guide documents the status-API format that actually works — endpoint, response shape, and the redirect gotchas we hit verifying it.

Snapshot: Aug 6, 2026 6:50 PM ET · Statuses shown are build-time snapshots — they refresh on each site rebuild. Live auto-refresh ships post-launch.

Unmonitorable from our probe

xAIUnmonitorable

Unmonitorable from our probe — check directly: https://status.x.ai

Probe error: HTTP 403 (Cloudflare challenge; blocks non-browser clients)

DeepSeekUnmonitorable

Unmonitorable from our probe — check directly: https://status.deepseek.com

Probe error: TLS connection reset by peer (host unreachable from this network)

How this data is gathered, and why an absent probe is not an "operational" badge: methodology.